Christina.
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17 | Chinese | residing in Melbourne. +. _________________________________

May 12th
Some random just tried prank calling me.

Too bad they their forgot to set their caller ID to private.

That bitch better be prepared to receive consecutive phone calls at 4am in the morning.
 

April 2nd [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

(Source: markwahlbergfan, via thecrazyandrea)

April 2nd

omgphantastic:

messing with helium haha x)

March 25th
March 22nd
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I'll make a man out of you by
March 21st xakoypwnographik:

andyts:

prince16greg:

justineskye:

flowersundefiled:

funnypants:

julianplowden:

cree-unfolds:

tacobella:

magical-teen:

betachikadee:

andrew-ryan-of-the-beta-males:

the-butt-of-marcus-garvey:

uniteordie:

“I wear a size 4”

holy hell


How

omg she looks like a improper fraction

^^^^^^^^^ OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG improper…

^^ dead ^^

REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT! LMAO

IMPROPER FRACTION OMG


IMPROPER FRACTION?!?! LKSDJFJSDF

LMFAOOOO IMPROPER FRACTIONNNNNN !!!!!

improper fraction!!! omfggggg lmaooooo

FUCKING SHIT IMPROPER FRACTION FUCK HAHAHAHA

*dead*
March 20th
March 19th

emanismyname:

Brian Puspos (ft. Chachi)

Chris Brown- “Beg for it.”

March 18th omocat:

techno city!
March 18th
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March 15th

Dad came back from Parent Teacher interviews and told me to work harder. He also mentioned that if I get accepted into a university, he’ll allow me to travel anywhere I want. 
I don’t think he knows that the courses I would like to get into do not require a 99+ ATAR. As long as I achieve an ATAR of at least 85, I have a likely chance of getting into the under-graduate course I want. 
From there, I can possibly become a veterinarian, optometrist, psychologist..whatever… if I choose to continue on with my graduate studies. 
I’m less stressed than I was last year albeit have become more lazy too.
So….idk. 



 

March 15th

fireturningintoashes:

A great cover of Super Bass.

March 13th them: what music do you listen to?
me: kpop
them: wow but how do you tell them apart
me: huh
them: there are like 50 people in one group
me: i think you mean 13 and-
them: and they all look the same
me: no they-
them: and don't they all get plastic surgery
them: the boys too
them: why are they all so feminine
them: the boys look like girls
me: wait no-
them: and how do you understand it
them: isn't it all in korean
them: and the music sounds all the same
me:
me:
me:
me: wait sorry did i say i listen to kpop
me: i meant katy perry
March 11th
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Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki Remix) by Kid Cudi
March 11th orlyitsearl:

llc00lj:

jennnifer-l0v3:

christian-montana:

mypetwussy:

fuckyeahspookyshit:

In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.
Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.
From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.
When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.